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20
Virtual Virgin
Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times
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20
Overconsumer
Listen to all the commercials during the credits
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50
Vidiot Savant
Get every question right in an episode
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40
Back Taxes
Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
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40
Beast Master
Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
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25
Taking It from Behind
Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack
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50
Jack Attack Dog
Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up
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5
Birth Certificate
Create a contestant
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30
DisOrDash
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
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5
DisOrDat Participation Award
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
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15
DisorDat Destroyer
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
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5
It’s Just More of This
Finish an episode
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10
My First Time
Screw someone for the first time
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40
Phatty
Get 10 food questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
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15
Social Outcast
Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
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40
Living in the Past
Get 10 history questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
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15
Smelt the Roses
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
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10
100,000aire!
Earn $100,000 lifetime
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25
500,000aire!
Earn $500,000 lifetime
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50
The Regis
Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points
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40
Film in Your Brain
Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding downloadable content)
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20
Consolation Achievement
Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
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20
Menage-a-Quatre
Complete a 4-player match on Xbox LIVE
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40
Beat a Winner
Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an Xbox LIVE Match
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15
Lose to a Loser
Lose an Xbox LIVE match to someone with a rating at or below Dullard
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73
Perfect Attendance
Play episodes 1-73
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37
Slack Attack
Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack
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5
The Game’s Half Full
Play episodes 1-36
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5
The Game’s Half Empty
Play episodes 1-37
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10
Discover Gauntlet of Fire
Find the very important gauntlet of fire
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15
Button Banger
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
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5
Quick-Draw McDumbass
Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times
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50
Unicorn
Achieve the highest gamer rating
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40
One Teat Short of an Udder
Achieve the second-highest rating
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30
Mouth-Breather
Achieve the third-highest rating
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10
Turncoat
Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
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15
Enscrewsiast
Screw 50 times
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10
Always a Bridesmaid
Come in second place 5 times in multiplayer games
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30
Genius for a Day
Score at least $30,000 over your average
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20
Secret Achievement
Continue playing to unlock this secret achievement.